I do silently judge you based on what you order.
This is why drugs and ordering food don’t mix.
(I am in the drive thru when this guy comes thru and takes 4 minutes to order his food. He orders two meals. When he gets to the window he hands me a coupon for buy one get one off for the sandwich that was in the meals he got. He has super blood shot eyes and he smells like weed. The problem is that I had already rung them up as meals and the coupon had to be used on individual sandwiches. That is where this started)
Me-Oh, give me a second, I gotta re-ring it up as individual sandwiches.
Customer-I am not going all the way back.
Customer-Through the line. Y’all just said you have to re-ring it up and I do not wanna go all the way through the line again and order again so you can re-ring it.
Customer-You gonna make me go back to use my fucking coupon?
Me-No, I never said you had to go back. I just have to change how it is int eh machine so I can use the coupon. Ia m not 100% sure that it will save that much money though.
Customer-You not going to use the coupon at all now? Then give it back.
Me-I am still using it, I am just not sure if it is going to be a lot cheaper hen the money you save through the meals.
Customer-Are you using it or not? It is a coupon, it HAS to save money.
Me-…yes of course. What ever you say.
(Then I put in the coupon and gave him his food.)
Where do we find these people?
(We were super super busy, and there were people lined out the door when this happened. I was putting the orders in the bags and trays and stuff like that.)
Stupid co-worker- I am going to do garages.
Me- What? You need to take orders.
Stupid co-worker- But they are almost full.
Me- And they need their orders taken.
Stupid co-worker- But…
Me- ORDERS ARE PRIORITY NUMBER ONE!!!!!TAKE THEM!!!
Stupid co worker-But…
Me- Take them.
Stupid co-worker- Ok…
(That is the first time I have ever yelled at another co worker. I had never felt so manly)
I just work here...
- Me-Hi! How can I help you?
- Customer-The fuck is that?
- Customer-That bacon Sunday, the fuck is that?
- Me-Yeah, we now have a bacon sundae. It is just ice cream with bacon on it.
- Customer-You guys suck.
- Me-I don't control what we sell.
- Customer-Don't you? You are such an idiot.
- Me-Again, I don't control what we sell.
- Customer-You make me sick, how could you sell something like that?
- Me-I just work her sir.
- Customer-What ever.
- (Then he walks away)
Soda Water Miracles
Some guy comes running in from somewhere all dressed in nice business attire
Him: OMG do you guys have soda water, I spilled oil on my pants. ON. MY. PANTS. and soda water gets it out, hurry! I’m worried.
Me: Okay, hang on.
*Gives him soda water*
Him: Oh golly, thanks!
Then he prances away…
Then I see him running around outside then running toward the bathroom.
Then he exits all calm.
My thoughts: He’s gonna need soda water to get those poo stains out that he just ran to the bathroom for…
Everyday They’re Creepin’
Early morning shift, decided not to shower before the shift today.
Note: This means I still have the same old hairspray and make up on from yesterday.
Shirtless boys pull up to drive thru, and I happen to be smiling at something a co-worker said as I turn to the window and they think I’m smiling at them.
Me: Hello, here’s your drinks
Them: OH WHOOOOA:)) GOOD MOOOOORNING!
Me: Yes, hi, the rest will be out in just a second.
Them: (All sly like) When will you BE OUTT?
Them: When do you get out of work?
Me (Totally not interested): Not for a while?
Them: Oh us either, we start at 11, just wondering.
Woop! Old Person Freak Out
While training a new girl on how to use the register and handle customers, I have to go get something from the back for just a second.
In that second, an old man came to the counter looking for coffee.
The new girl rang him up for 3 small coffees with 4 cream in each.
So I make them.
Then give them to him, and as he opens the lid on one, his face turns to happy to disgusted.
Old Man: OH NO NO NO NO! No, this will not do. No.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry, what is the problem?
Old Man: NO NO NO oh NO NO it was supposed to be 3 coffees and 4 creams on the side. No this will not do.
Me: Okay, let me fix it for you :)
Old Man: NO NO oh no, this is just all wrong no.
Me: It’s okay, it’s okay, I’ll get you new coffee.
Old Man: NO, no it’s all wrong
I get the guy his new coffee.
Old Man: Oh, thank you. *all calm like*
Whoa, holy freak out over coffee.
When you’re at the 2nd window handing out food while it’s raining and the customer’s windshield wipers are on full-blast and it splashes you every time the wipers are pointing toward the window and the customer goes “oh sorry! sorry! sorry!” every time it happens.
OMFG just turn off your wipers ! You’re under a freakin’ cement block in the drive thru anyway, you’re not even getting rained on?
Customer orders food
I give them all their food, then they want BBQ sauce
Me: Oh okay, we charge 11cents for extra sauce now, is that okay?
Me: We charge for sauce now.
Customer: Yeah, you’re not the only one. *walks away all pissed off*
WHAT KIND OF EFFIN’ COMEBACK IS THAT?
IT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE, CHEAP BASTARD
… it’s just 11 freakin’ cents.
Nice try, sly guy
The customer’s total was $1.63
Customer: (hands me a handfull of change) hey uhh, nice necklace
Me: (as i’m counting the change) thanks..
Customer: Okay, (drives away quickly)
Drove away quickly because he was 10 cents short.
He coulda just said that instead of being all complimentary with it and stuff… weirdo